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This blog varies from many fan girl moments, to nursing related posts, and porn, lots of porn actually. I rant, rave, and post whatever I like.

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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(Source: minato-arisato)

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone
diamondsanddelrey:

Lana Del Rey and Marina and The Diamonds Blog

thanks:

for:

the:

memories:

even:

though

they

weren’t

so

great

(Source: nobodycars)

icanrelateto:

More here!

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

diamondsanddelrey:

Lana Del Rey and Marina and The Diamonds Blog

From Sheldon and his mom’s exchange - Big Bang Theory.

nurdsite:

"I’ll condemn you internally while maintaining an outward appearance of acceptance." 

"That is very Christian of you." 

brothwinchester:

its-the-fangirl:

perverse-madness:

http://kamidiox.tumblr.com/

THIS IS THE CUTEST MOST HEARTBREAKING THING IVE SEEN

I want mid-season 9 !!! 

flurle:

ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TEXT POST ALL MY LIFE

askthederpvengers:

Apparently I can’t tell the difference between stuffed toy and stuffed animal in some of these…